Wit Happens - The Sayings/Designs of Adrienne Gusoff

Adrienne Gusoff is among the most quoted humorists on the internet. Her sayings have appeared on hundreds of sites, in scores of countries. Many of these pithy lines first appeared on award-winning greeting cards, buttons, post-it notes, mugs and more. They are now available on T-shirts, mousepads, journals, caps and other items for your gift-giving pleasure (and for your own pleasure, too, of course!)

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Separated at birth?

One of the web's favorite quotes on all kinds of products!	The story of my life. Perhaps of yours, too? ("I don't want to work but I have to work, to make enough money so I don't have to work")	For those who are all stressed out over being all stressed out
All you need to know in life, on a mousepad	"Why are you staring at my tits?" on ladies' T's, camisoles, etc....	Kamasutra Kamikaze (willing to try every position in one night or die trying)
The perfect t-shirt for the woman with hot flashes	If ya got 'em, baby, flaunt 'em! Available on T-shirts, maternity tops, mugs, more	Available on Tshirts, cards, more.
For all those deep and meaningful philosophical thoughts.	The ideal gift for your favorite slacker (or draft dodger) (This IS all I can be.)	Veni, Vidi, Vomiti (I came, I saw, I spit up)
	Perfect for the little drooler! (please contact Adrienne directly about this)