Some inspirational quotes from around the Internet,

and a few by Adrienne:

"If you live your life with your head up you ass, you'll always experience the same old shit."

"Shopping is better than sex. At least after shopping, if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like."

"If I would have known then what I know now, I never would have
made the mistakes then that taught me the things the things that make me so wise now."

(Well, HERE'S something bizarre. I'm often quoted on the internet so I Googled myself to search for additional ones for this page and came upon this page.

WT Actual F??? This thing reads like Adrienne from a parallel universe. Or maybe what i might have been, if I weren't so congenitally lazy.

I had no idea I had a Masters in psychotherapy or that I'm a divorced, single mother. (both news to me!) I've never performed in Israel or South Africa. I've never even been to the latter.

Generally,when I am quoted on the internet, it's usually my funny one-liners, sometimes off my greeting cards. But these quotes? They seem to be lifted directly from my self-published book, "Lucky in Love" which maybe sold 5 copies max. (It should have sold a lot more because it's a damn, good book, and if you follow all my advice, it's guaranteed to work.)

I can't believe somebody actually READ that book and quoted flatteringly from it. Like maybe it had an impact on someone?

I have mixed feelings here....because the bio and 5 Facts about "me" are quite hilarious. They got the broad strokes but almost none of the facts are true. It's also creepy as hell. As if another version of myself is out there, having experiencecs and accomplishments I've never had. Yes, I'm sure it was written by AI, but a) who would have bothered to ask AI for my bio? b) how did the program come to these conclusions about me?

On the other hand, I'm moved that my book seemed to touch a total stranger enough to this it was worth of a page.)