Poor little pathetic Adrienne

Poor little Adrienne hates to beg, but what can she do? Freelance writing
work is scarce in her village. Yet despite difficult times, every month her
evil mortgage lender, health insurance provider and telephone company
demand their filthy lucre. Day after day, she awaits word from someone
like you; a guardian angel who recognizes her talent; someone willing to
let her prove how brilliant, how reliable, how thoroughly professional
she is. We beseech you to please help Adrienne support herself and her
family, not by giving charity, but by providing much needed work. so
she may live in dignity (and maybe even buy that cute little outfit she’s
had her eye on.) Bless you.